As per previous dumps, this one will be accompanited by song. Of course, there are several christmas songs, so they will be accompanied by a medley of christmas songs.
Let's starting!

As I'm doing this alphabetically, first up is Band Aid

*It's Christmas time, there's no need to be afraid
At Christmas time, we let in light and we banish shade
But in this world of plenty,
We can spread a smile of joy
Throw your arms around the world, it's Christmas time!*

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jEnTSQStGE

A spaceman came travelling, on a ship from afar
Was light years in time since his mission did start
And over a villiage, he halted his craft
And it hung in the sky like a star
Just like a star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GmZg7tvGN9o

They said there'd be snow at Christmas,
They said there'd be peace on Earth.
But instead it just kept on raining,
A veil of tears for the virgin birth.
I remember one Christmas morning,
The winter's light and the distant choir,
The peel of a bell and that Christmas tree smell,
And eyes full of tinsel and fire

>>555
I wish you a hopeful Christmas,
I wish you a brave New Year.
All anguish, pain and sadness,
Leave your heart and let your road be clear.
They said there'd be snow at Christmas,
They said there'd be peace on Earth,
Hallelujah, Noel, be it heaven or hell
The Christmas you get you deserve

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqOfXumI18A

So this is Christmas
And what have you done?
Another year over
And a new one just begun
And so this is Christmas
I hope you have fun
The near and the dear ones
The old and the young

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRBcwufAuQw

Hey, Mr. Churchill comes over here,
To say we're doing splendidly.
But it's very cold,
Out here in the snow,
Marching to and from the enemy.
Oh I say it's tought,
I have had enough,
Can you stop the cavalry?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hVEdE0O5tA

The mood is right
The spirit's up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply having,
A wonderful Christmas time
Simply having,
A wonderful Christmas time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWuKimtUEas

He's gone, 2000 miles
Is very far
The snow's falling down, it's colder day by day
I miss you
The children were singing,
He'll be back at Christmas time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWjVCyNWs1o

It's Christmas Eve, babe
In the drunk tank
An old man said to me, 'Won't see another one'
And then he sang a song
The rare old mountain tune
I turned my face away,
And dreamed about you
Got a lucky one, came in 18-1
I've got a feeling, this years for me and you
So happy Christmas
I love you baby
I can see a better time,
When all our dreams come true

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCr30OVMjHA

Snow is falling
All around me
Children playing, having fun
It's the season,
Love and understanding
Merry Christmas,
Everyone

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdmJa1W0PzY

Are you hanging up your stocking on the wall?
It's the time when every Santa has a ball.
Does he ride a red-nosed reindeer?
Does it turn up on his sleigh?
Do the faries keep him sober for a day?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OAUs0rcsA4

Oh when the snowman brings the snow
Well he just might like to know
He's brought a great big smile on somebody's face
If you jump into your bed
Quickly cover up you head
Don't you lock the doors,
You know sweet Santa Claus is on the way

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoxQ4Ul_DME

And, saving the best for last:

"It's tough and it's lonely in top management."
"Oh, don't give me no earache, you don't even pay your rent"
"I've got a lockup with no lock on, and it's snowing outside."
"If you don't get her a present soon there'll be nowhere to hide."
"I've got a lovely furry coat. I could tell her it's mink."
"Nah, she'll suss it's skunk, 'cause it don't half pen-and-ink."
"It doesn't."
"It does."
"You know?"
"I would. Here's a turn-up for the books. Hold on, here comes Chisholm."
"He's given me a funny look! What now?"
"Sing, he don't know one carol from another."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y1fIubz7tZs

Well, I seem to have run out of songs, so I'll use this time torun some public service announcements.

Christmas and New Year are the most dangerous time of the year for drink-driving. At no point during the holiday season attempt to drive a vehicle while under the infulence of alcohol.

Marisa stole the precious Christmas: If Santa wishes to enter your house, he has his own means of doing so. Please do not leave your doors unlocked over the festive season.

Remember: Naughty children will recieve coal instead of gifts from Santa.

A brief word from the Mission for Yule Season Turkey Intermittance Association (MYSTIA).

At Christmas time you will be judged as to whether you have been naughty or nice for the previous year. Be extra good in the preceding month to make up for lost points.

Unwanted gifts can be exchanged at several reputable institutions.

Signing off, as I'm falling asleep here.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

You sure make an effort, and that's good!
>>569
This was very funny! I'd like to join MYSTIA
>>571
translation?

>>574
From Danbooru;
Panel 1:
"I'm back!"
P. 2:
"It was all a dream..."
(part of a series, the yukkuri was destroyed earlier)

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